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I gotta slow down

I’ve officially called myself Jack Jane Sparrow from my swollen blue black now purplish eye
Yup I am a real klutz!
I endlessly tell myself not to tahan from pee-ing don’t wait till the last minute
Last Wed after the birthday do in Rick’s Place One Bangsar we continued cos my date loves to continue to a nearby place where the djs already know name by now
So I took off speed walking to the loo and saw a sign Surau/Gent/Ladies and to my disbelief where I always only see on tv and my first boss from NST banging the glass door.. yeah..
I freaking banged myself through the freaking glass door!!!!!! Right eye first!

Man.. it is sakit gila nak mampus!
I shouldn’t laugh at anyone who goes through the same accident ever again!
Quickly I grabbed tissues massage my face hoping there’ll be no swollen
WRONG!~ Instantly when I got home I couldn’t open my right eye
Bengkak sepet buruk!
I yelled to my date “babe!!!! I have wedding dinner this Saturday ok! I must look good and my psycho ex gonna be there!!!!”
She said half asleep (tu la nak dancing lagi) “don’t worry we cover it with concealer should alright…”
I sms bambam of my freaking unfortunate incident
Thank god I can work from home but hippieman is going way off with his no insurance mouth!
Yeah, I told another friend when he comes back I’m gonna put a bowl full of red chillis so that when he asked what is it for.. I will reply that his mouth need a mouthful taste of it!
Bah!!!!!

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Last nite my impression was a quiet dinner in Aliyaa, Damansara
WRONG! with my one eye jack hairstyle and right eye cleverly covered with concealer it was a god damn launch of Don’t Panic
Full of media peeps!
Taaa raaaa! I don’t believe I was out with that condition!
OMFG!

When will I ever slow down?
Oh it’s already the most ong date ever!!!
080808
WOW! Only happen once innit!

Ack! Hummmmmmmm….

Am so so tired and losing my voice cos I’ve talked over the phone since yesterday and today making sure that everything falls into place
*cries*
Yeah you see almost everybody is out of the country
Hippieman in Venezuela or Ecuador another in France and client in India and their meeting is in New York
It may sound oh just a couple of countries right… Wrong I am going crazy of their traveling arrangements as it’s not easy to talk to each of them with a different time zone and they keep on changing their bloody mind
God dammit!
Bambam in China and I do miss him
My desks full of paperwork but I chose to ignore it and *sighs* sort them all later….

Ah.. forget about my work grumbling…
Now.. right now.. am craving for Jamoca Almond Fudge and I just know who to drag with me later
Ciao!

Can You Keep Up?

My horoscope says this today:-

Oh my oh my!
What a fast forward super fun excited exciting goddamn week and weekend it was!
Hence my body is aching here aching there bwahaha! Ouch!
Blog is no fun without pictures non?
Yeah yeah I love sharing them too so that when I click back I don’t have to dig in the album folder in this tiny old battered vaio
Will upload it at work cos I’ve downgraded my streamyx (keeping my monthly budget to minimal cos the reason I had one was when I was jobless living the hippie life for almost a year and half before!)
Aaaah… I miss my semi-retirement so much!
Eat, sleep, shop, travel and spreading the looooooove….

It’s more juicy fun if the bank balance not depleting every end of the month! Hah!

Anyway, it’s already AUGUST!
Gosh… towards the end of the year spells major partaying hehehe
Yup so many birthdays (I guess it’s year long for me) weddings, anniversaries, events, concerts, travel plans, festivals the list goes on and on…..
Am not complaining though but now I’ve included selling as another part of my activities to make my life more interestingly juicy heheh
Making moolah and friends at the same time, eh why not?!
Being surrounded with happy peeps who shares the same passion. I like!
So the bazaar we had last week (this time I got a partner wif me) indeed was awesome
Only regret was I missed the pretty palm reader ish…
Oh oh a lil chaotic on the first day cos my reserved spot was taken eventhough clearly my name was written there on the muskin tape (it was tiny but legible) hmph… I got it of cos heheh.. juicy diplomatic super power skills
Feeling a lil sorry but hey respect each other space lah kan everyone also cari rezeki
If my name was not there I would budge and give in…
Dear body was/is tired and aching la cos the loading + unloading part is stretching my lazy limbs apart
Jarang exercise that’s why!
I think body is losing it’s elasticity despite me refusing to grow up but in reality our body change innit
Shite…
Yeah yeah I swam today trying to tone up until I lost my momentum cos hippie man called from country that at least I’ve known… *looks up*
Gotta make a point to jump in the pool at least thrice a week (we’ll see)

Back to last week happs went to Samson’s in Mont Kiara ended up continuing in Bamboo since my date were super happy
I took out my new leopard heels no not the Marciano the other cheapo bargain I got thinking it was a short nite but there’s always unexpected events there after
Cut the story short I took ‘em off and twirling in the dance floor on a Thursday nite!
It’s been soooooooooooooooooooo freaking looooooooooooooooong that I last DID!
Couldn’t help cos my feet really hurt as hell and there were no freaking chairs or stools for me to rest my juicy ass off… grrrr…
When her battery died I had to carry her up, change and make sure the toilet bowl wasn’t her bff for the nite
How sweet can I be innit… Yeah am a certified nurse to those who caught up with any kind of substance be it liquid or the lil colourful pills
I am a responsible friend lah… No heart to just leave ‘em w/o feeling guilty
Oh yes.. I *was* a COAT HANGER to the monkeys before

Friday…. man Friday was the killer
Supposed to catch up wif roxsta babes collecting our cd of model model picchas and goodies at Santini’s
Then birthday dinner at The Apartment KLCC supposed to go to Sky Bar continuing from the birthday but cannot ditch my date on Thursday so we went meeting her for Stylo event in Hilton
She was again *cough* super hyper happy funny and the rest of the people there were in the same mode
Bambam and me saying simultaneously.. “Oh dear this is so funny and is this us sometime….” LOL!
We wandered around and saw some familiar faces and jeng jeng jeng we discovered the juicy red boudoir
Damn damn it was freaking awesome and of cos I have to take picchas kan kan!
DonIbby was in Zeta so we went and hang out
Someone knocked out and I saved her precious earrings k
It is as gorgeous as she is so no losing it on a supposed to be a fun outing

Pix later in the mean time I’m putting the fat phat cat of mine instead
Yeah I showered him earlier and he smelled so green tea haha!




*pebbles* chilling on the round bed with my other lifeless pet RAD the rainbow afro doggie

YanieCB bought me nasi lemak and durian (yeah more!) for dinner
Now my tummy is so gas-sy couldn’t help burping and farting (excuse me)
Here’s my mom wif our durian galore we had last three weeks ahaha!


Would be nice if bambam is here to smell my fart kekeke but he’s away in chinky land again
Yup SHOP more for me bulat!
He bought some juicy stuff when he texted me just now woohoohoo!
Luv you long time!
xoxo

J.P.G Rolling Yet Again

… in Jeumpa D’ramo

Notice a lot of smiley faces today?
Yup that’s what am feeling right now…
Smiley all smiley happy

Staying Indoors Can Be More Havoc

Bambam planned for a chill out session at my pool last Saturday nite
Sorta post Salsa PD party we had week earlier
We also invited to those who can’t make it and should be just recollecting the trip, catching up and just be merry
Since it drizzled on and off we stayed in starting with monopoly
The set was the coolest everyone seen cos bambam laminated every single thing ya the money and also the property card!
My lil che LindaDiva and E came bringing tubs of ice cream to complement YanieCB’s super sedap choc cake made by her friend… Mmmmm..  very very nice!
Jas, Wa + Anaz, Ezan and also Penang came awhile later
I didn’t play cos I know am gonna be emo haha!
Yeah looking at them playing already entertain me so much bwahaha!
*pebbles* was excited to see so many guests and he starting sniffing new comers haha

Presenting my juicy lil afro rainbow doggie along with robodoggie and my precious Monoka Fafi doll
They’re chilling on my tv rack

The other set of group came much later after partying or something whatever
I was worried that my lil apt cannot accommodate so many people cos initially we were supposed to scatter around the pool but phew! everyone just settled comfortably
Yeah when am hosting I can be very occupied making sure all were taken care
Haha the ultimate highlight of the nite were when we started playing pictionary
Super bising crazy and gosh the creativity in each people drawing is killing us ALL!
If there’s a puffing break there’ll be photo-nary for the camwhores ahahaha!
Am glad my effort of pimpin my humble pad has been credited to moi
Despite bambam always telling me that I have too much stuff (I know! I know!) but that is just ME! JUICY MOI!
I can never have enough
Yeah not only my round bed got the attn but my feature wall, bling clock (which I haven’t hang yet) and oh my lil afro rainbow doggie got the oooh aaah hee hee hee!
Hmmm.. there were few strangers who came by with acquaintance (yeah am more careful these days inviting people cos I don’t like any tom dick harry jane or wanda leeching over) who thank god behaves
It was sorta after party (for them) and shrieking over 4 am is not cool at all yo cos I was worried if my too nice neighbours were disturbed (but being super nice they are they left us alone phew!)
A great nite of catching up with my friends of cos…..
…. it was really havoc haha but no security or police involves kekekeke….
Word of the nite was HORSE HOE

I couldn’t help but loudly asked WTF is Horse Hoe? Is Hoe even in a dictionary yo!
Erm.. someone is missing the S which supposed to be Shoe
No wonder she couldn’t draw but if it was a hoe ahahaha.. I would draw a stick lady with a big CFM heels yo!
Tsk..tsk..tsk…



Note: CFM heels - Come.Fuck.Me (think those big chunky platform in porn if you ever watch any haha)

That’s Not My Name

By The Ting Tings

Here’s the vid. Enjoy!

The Ting Tings That´s Not My Name from Midori on Vimeo.

SATC is for sappies (like moi)

My so called pre ordered tickets organized by one group were accidentally sold off
Bah! Either one is lying covering or the other incompetence in organizing haha
But nevertheless I managed to go when a friend invited me for her extra pass
We supposedly to dress as one of the characters to make the event more FUN so I don’t know either I was trying to be Carrie or Samantha cos I think am a blend of both of ‘em
Too colourful haha!

This is what I inspired from polyvore…

….. went home and I slipped on my chiffon light tangerine dress and took out (again) my lovely polka jacket out again
I matched my pink floral heels (her third outing after 3 years) with my baby pink satin clutch

On me:
Tangerin chiffon dress and silver belt taken down on a mannequin @nichii
Turqoise purple polka dot jacket from Camden flea market London
Satin suede baby pink clutch from Coach
Fuschia jewel chunky bangle from lilblackbook
Shimmer tights from Mark & Spencer
Floral pink peep toe heels from MNG Limited Edition HK
Falsies sponsor from LinaLashesQueen bought in China
On El:
Unknown fuschia scarf, corset, belt and leggings
Tutu wire black skirt from vintage shop in London
Bright fuschia killer heels from Guess
Stripe clutch from Nine West

Who says being a girl is not fun!
We can dressed up nicely and weep till the sun shines tomorrow
Oh am so so glad I am hahhahahahahaha….

Supposed to be Monday Blues

My horoscope says this today:-

Ok this is kinda insulting cool
I wouldn’t mind getting it but there’s no way I could get away if I was trying to put it on the face(s) I deemed to



Then there’s this too

Incase you wanna find anything more crazy than the above click it here weselleverything store
You can fake broken arm too ahahhaha!

There’s this pretty quirky poster which is cute cool too
Animal and prints and it look good for my desktop wall paper




Cute flamingo

Aren’t they make a good combo
I think it’s super awesome

I went out on a date

Yeah it’s been so long we didn’t catch any movies in the cinema
Always tapau those *cough* pirated dvds (clear copy of cos) back home and watch comfortably
Which most of the time I ended sleeping half way LOL!
Anyway bambam fetched me last Wed and I took my new Beverly F heels out for the first time (thinking it’s a flat surface so I don’t damage the tiny heels)  
My juicy shoes are all precious ey and I can’t wait to have the shelves stacking them prettily one another
In my new home probably… gee..


We watched Hell Boy II: The Golden Army and oh boy it was entertaining


Telling you there’s another world down under the sewerage the trolls/elves hiding from human disguising themselves to blend in when they have to feed their belly
I like the part where he had to kill the gigantic plant/nature god emerged from a lil pea absorbing the water
Quite touching la cos he had to do what he had too
Being flashy and egoistic he doesn’t bother to hide himself from the media even after being bribed with cuban stogies.. such an attention seeker he is! LOL!
His love for his fiery gf is one hell of a joke - him provoking and she succumb to it and burnt everything around them but he managed to hide all his kitties ahaha!


Well I’m not good in reviewing but definitely it doesn’t fall to “rather watch the grass grow at the backyard” category as an ol crush acquaintance puts it

Hey it was a good movie date in the end!
Click *new york times* for a better review