Sheila Can Still Jazz It Up!

The reason we are all out for the Sunrise Jazz Fest last week was our darling jazz singer
Sheila Majid
She’s still hot and can woo the crowd just like back in our high school days!
One couple was actually slow dancing right smack at the courtyard. Mushy!

We booked a corner spot in front of Starbucks just nice before I turned around my head in half hour later it was all packed!
Sponsored by Digi so we saw two yellow chubby ghosts roaming around and I called them to snap some shots.. tee hee hee…
It was a great nite wif ol chummies…
Bambam showed me some of his hidden talents… woot!
Oh we learn a thing or two among the questionaires to the floor tat nite
One was the biggest shopping mall in our country is Berjaya Times Square (I can’t believe I dunno boo!)
And we actually taken for granted on the icons at the back of our coins… Check it out!
1 cent = rebana
5 cents = gasing
10 cents = congkak
20 cents = tepak sirih
50 cents = wau

Now you know!
There was a vid but youtube wasn’t kind tonite.. Dang!

Few nites earlier I was invited to a new sorta bar and bistro called The Borneo Batik
Interior was inspired by pua design and the waiters are all clad in the traditional tribe’s outfit
Owned by Dato’ Steven and it was a huge place wif nice lightings and live band was quite cool…
Free flow of drinks and finger food which was quite tasty.. heheh!
Didn’t check out the seating upstairs as I was too lazy to move my bum from the strategic spot haha!

Pix later
*dash off to see big fireworks*




 

Happy Merdeka!
Where ya guys heading out tonite?
I have no mood to partay despite several invitations
Anyway celebrating Malaysia’s Independence Day doesn’t really hype me out apart from the fireworks tat I always looking forward to…
It’s not tat am not patriotic (I feel proud when Negaraku is played) … but the fact tat Malays are still act and thinking like cave men comprises the majority of the population really frustrates me so much…
How can we celebrate independence when we are still actually deep down are racists, step on killed by own race and there’s no freedom of speech…
Sad innit….
My humble opinion… am no pretender…
Have a good weekend anyway…

Oh oh… *smirk*
Am not a jealous person… Seriously… but if a person starts to copy my style, my hair, my words, my pose, my house and my BLOG….
I repeat! COPY should I feel jealous in the first place?
It’s a compliment but don’t have to be arrogant about it lah.. Puhleaassssseeeee…
Knock! Knock!
You’re just crampin my style honey!

Sedar la sikit! Sheesh…
Dah kutuk tapi tak malu tiru orang.. eeyer…

There Was A Bright Light In The Zoo Yesterday!

Kinda weird but it was a pleasant moment
Lotsa beans has been spilled!
Frigging unbelievable….

Thou shall not judge a book by it’s cover or size!
Yeah.. am enjoying the short span of freedom!

Good to see *some* people are really taking notes on my words in tis blog hahaha

Bwahaha… At least am contributing to their vocab to make their life better

Say thank you please…. tsk..tsk..tsk…

Oh… wanna yack about Sunrise Jazz Festival last Friday
Besh gila…
Too tired leh… heheh!
Fudge it’s especially for you tau! Wait ar…
Speaking of tat….
Here’s wat we gonna look like if we ever book the ticket to Springfield

Friends Are Important But Family Comes First!

Sometimes I thank god for making me a wiser person in away … connecting more wif my family
My sorta *dysfunctional* family just like The Simpsons
Haha!
We annoys each other.. we *don’t* really trust each other… but deep down we know we have and love each other in our own way…

Everytime I goes back to see them over the weekend.. mommy will be busy doing things (yeah she never can stay put!) while daddy sitting on the couch clicking on the remote looking for his fav channel on the telly. He’s looking quite ol now am a lil scared in away tat age really catching up fast! Sometimes am terrified the thought of losing them!

No… I don’t spend enough time wif them… I haven’t actually had the chance to bring them for holiday outside tis stupid country…
I haven’t contribute much to build a nice and beautiful home for them…
I haven’t got them nice big shiny cars
I haven’t fulfill the duty as a responsible daughter
I used to question wif a lot of things but now I’ve had realized tat their sacrifices be it big or small means a lot and can never be measured!

As I grow older we now can communicate better.. It was worst before and wif me always fight back doesn’t help haha!
We can share a lot of things and I thank them for being so strict and firm wif me before I learned the hard way to get things on my own!
Importantly I managed to stand on my own two big feet and NEVER asked anything from anyone unless it was a genuine gesture from somebody else
I use to asked things tat doesn’t make sense back then but now I love them for tat!
They never pressure me once the age of *key* to freedom arrives
Never question how I lead my life and I’ve never abuse tat trust and still holding on to it!
Yeah.. they taught me to have pride and dignity…
To strive in this weird world and to always remember *him*
Last weekend was a contented one while me and lil bro sucking the bubble gum flavored lollipop tat he got (yeah we never grow up!) watching The Lost Room (awesome!) both of them reminded us to go back to basic to have a peaceful life…
Oh Ooo.. heehee… Yeah they have a point but since we are still liat we just shut up and listen
I would when am really prepared and I know tat is the best solution
All I can say is god please slow down the time so I can work harder and take care all of them and make them the happiest person in this world…

happy birthday lil bro!!!
(boboi)

I just wanna tell ya tat I luv ya so much and you’re just like a twin bro to me even though we are 4 years apart!
We think alike we share same interest we love b*tching we love annoying each other we are animal lover we love abroad we love travelling we always fight we care for each other we are stubborn we yell at each other we love party we are serious at times we are just weird to other people!

Something tat differentiate us is you are a good cook and we have different taste in food!
Hehehe…
But now am loving the mustard and you liking the sambal belachan… haha!
Since I can’t fulfill one of your request *cough* as a gift tis year…
And you also doesn’t wanna any dinner…
Ok ok am topping up watever you’re getting for yourself…

I just adore your fashion sense and your new hair color & style!!!
To see you being an independent and always make it happen….
Am just proud to be your sister ey!!!!
Much love…
xoxo

Why Are People So Cruel?

Some people always plan everyday how to kill another?
I don’t know wat is wrong wif their life tat they can’t leave others to live happily…
Are they so miserable or having some mental illnesses?
It’s tough living between the sickos…

Anyway this cute lil gal was abducted I guess. Poor gal…
I hope she is safe and not hurt in anyway…
Let’s pray for her safety return to her beloved family…

I fell in love wif a gal….

Yeah… it’s Mrs. Rossdale, Kingston’s mom!

She’s so pretty!!!!
She’s so energetic!!!
She’s so friendly!!!
She’s so sexay!!!
She’s so fit!!!
She’s so down to earth!!!
She’s so humble!!!
She’s so quirky!!!
She’s so cultured!!!
She’s so stylish!!!
She’s a super duper hot momma!!!
And.. she has a slim tummy!!!
I love you Gwen!!!

The concert was awesome!
Only setback was the sound system was a really poor.. too much echo!
Even the stadium was a lil shabby (National Sports Complex mind you!)
Wif her spontaneous, energetic and friendly antics nobody cares on anything else!

She even said her hubby step mom is from our country! Coolness! She likes our food too! Woohoo!

*jumping in glee*

Okay.. something really stupid and silly and *doh!* moment happens in the car upon 15 mins reaching to the place
I was about to clear some ol pix in the digicam hoping to take wonderful pix of the concert and share wif you guys but but…
I left the battery back home on the charger!!!!
*dumbfounded*
Ayo…… Ayo!!!!
I quickly deleted the ol pix in ma faithful n93
Sooooo shetoopid of moi!!!
Tension lah!
Yeah.. the n93 hang on me few times!
bwahahaha!
Smart move nurul!

Stage before the concert starts

Stage after…

Bumped into Jas and friends so we started camwhoring bwahaha! Thanks babe!

It was really awesome!!!

Fudge I’ll upload the vid but not so good lah! Hmmm…

Here it is!!!

Series of unfortunate two faced monkeys part III

After much of useless hooha and brouhaha I stumbled upon one tat caught my attention.
It wasn’t a surprise though but it did get my attention as wat the monkey intended
Boohoo!

It’s not fair to just talk about the two monkeys earlier where the main culprit aka the big monkey is happily laughing at them and secure herself beforehand by putting her name in the so called *cough* blackmail letter to me (which was so frigging funny wey!)

Here goes to one opportunist monkey I’ve ever encountered
Mind you the species can be found anywhere…
Could be next to you? Back home? Or in the car…
Trust me!

The Tale of Ms. FreeFlow Copycat

Yeah… don’t be surprise wif the big monkey pet name
It appears so subtle coz this monkey know how to play the game well
Acting dumb and blur as she actually scheming her plot most of the time
"See wat I can get from tis.. oh gawd I have to be there too, free drinks.. oh make sure she drives…"
Some part of it la
Anyway my first instinct was right not to invite these creatures to be part of my life
We make mistakes don’t we and hey… no don’t be judgmental
So I made mine and learned well
Get to know ‘em and I tot tat if you’re nice they’ll be nice too!
ekkk.. WRONG!!!
Once born as a monkey it’s hard to change their habitual traits
Perhaps a toight slap or secluding ‘em from the rest of the monkeys can lessen their act
I wish I could!
See sometimes god just testing me wif tis thing so I take it now it was a challenge in my life (trying hard)
It’s kinda odd how we got close
Perhaps going to the gym together tat initiates every mistakes
I was happy to think tat tis monkey knows how to keep fit
I mean people go to gym normally releases happy hormones innit
But being happy was only a facade
So apart from going to the same health club we also work at the same block
Tis monkey was my lunch & gym buddy la basically
And since Curve is just around the corner of my home we partay together too
Which was plain fun! So I tot we hit it off well. I THOUGHT!

Some of her habitual traits make me feel uncomfortable
She stayed at my place most of the time
Gym, my home, partay, sleep, borrow my clothes to work and it goes on and on for a stretch of a long period
I was in a bad term for awhile wif bambam tat time so her company was appreciated in a way
But when she started to smoke in the house eventhough I myself don’t and use my master room bathroom crapping and smoking her ignorant stupid brain off at the same time *tat* pushed my limit button lah!

Fug you b*tch why don’t you have any respect and simply treat my bloody home like yours!
Do you pay the f*cking rent?!
Why don’t you use your tiny brain and be sensitive a bit la *ding! ding! ding!*..
No you refuse to coz it’s not your bloody home and hey I’ve a ball of time crashing and trashing other people’s place so wat I fug care… Like tat izzit?!
Yeah I told you off but you show your dumb face and the apology was just a mere crap just like your crap smell
Then I start noticing all the irresposible act you muster
You wear your high wedges in the house to grab something you left (HELLO! Ingat you tu omputih ker pakai kasut dlm umah?!)
Kampung kat Pasir Gudang je nak lupa diri lak!
Used my hair dryer and just left it there everytime while later I’ve to pick up all your hair on the floor!
Trashing your soiled bra and panties on my bed (Yuck!)
Leaving the wet towel on my pillow (bangang betul!)
Chucked your dirty clothes in the laundry bag (wat hoping for me to wash ‘em?)
Left the dirty dishes in the sink (am I your frigging maid to clean up after you beyotch?!)
Which normally people would go through when they have flatmates
And you’re not even mine okay and don’t frigging pay anything not even a courtesy drink!

Then I noticed also wat I wear wat I like you’ll like it too (wat’s new!)
You start rummaging my leather black stiching drawers looking for clothes to wear
Hey.. I don’t mind tat much but ask first la (memang annoying gila! lebih pulak!)
IT IS NOT YOUR BLOODY WARDROBE!
Borrowing clothes.. gosh if you know you’re staying over bring your own
Have your heard BYO before?
If you borrow learn how to give ‘em back!
Jangan nak buat harta pulak! Have to remind incessantly then only want to bring back izzit. Tiu!
The funniest part when you forced yourself to put on my jeans!!! MY JEANS!
Ish.. if same size ok lah ni tak short ke jeans ke pun nak sapu!!! Siot jer…
Denial.. denial…

My last birthday party really brings out the ugly side of the people I know
Oh dear I didn’t expect when one group of gals from all walks of life mingling together in one small tiny weeny roof can cause lotsa stir
No wonder men cannot understand women
I don’t understand ‘em myself! Why?! Why?! Why?!
When I confronted you tat day on your stupid black mail all you can say is "I don’t know.. No! No! No!"
I felt like I was talking to the table instead of a human monkey
No response.. as usual your dumbtwat face staring back at me
Either way you are good at manipulating people and easily being manipulated too lah
So shutoopid!
I invited all you gals sincerely to have pure clean fun
No Ms Freeflow Copycat tak puas hati have to bitch to Ms Helmet in the toilet tat it was for the sake of freeflow
Yeah I didn’t ask anyone a single cent for tat nite (my birthday treat to all ladies tat I adore not anymore!)
At least be gracious to the host lah!
So kesian la you can’t see the bigger picture
If life is just about taking advantage of other people where will it lead to?
The cake tat you brought I found out later was actually because you haven’t tasted it
No wonder I don’t even touch it! I was happy scoffing my own cuppacakes tat nite!

To me you’re just like a parasite you know pokok tut (pokok tumpang)
Sticking and sucking to one after the other even among the group monkeys and outside the clan too…
When you don’t need ‘em you just bid bye bye and start bitching to the new host about your previous host
Now of course I look jahat talking about you but I don’t give any shiznits coz the so called friendship has already expired innit!
It’s just plain mean to play wif people’s heart and feelings when they’re actually being sincere to you
Funny you can use bombastic mouthful words in friendster and blog but can’t even write any simple authorization letters.. kekeke
Instead of learning the legal terms and so forth why not buy a book like how to write simple letters for dummies to gain your knowledge at least!!!
You’re really lucky for having a bird seeds brain and yet get someone to pay for your car and home… Not bad!

Oh oh! Now let’s talk about how you like to copycat and emmulate as though it’s yours
I remember one time when you were gonna move to your place and asked me to follow you to get some paint for the free house and I was curious how was the bronze color tat you like gonna be coz the way you explain the color is sorta outta tis world!
But but… *bronze* turned out changed to be a copper pink?! PINK?!
Err.. since when do you like pink? There’s so many colors to choose from the rows?
Hmmm… Izit because my feature wall is in dark fuschia and you like want something similar but a softer shades?
Hang on to be exact it’s the color of my blog layout.. yeah.. yeah… it is!!!
Nevermind I was just stunned at tat moment.. Theeeeeeeeen… you go and grab the broom and dustpan at the back of the hardware store in Ikano and when you come back again..
What color izzit again… *cough loudly* Guess?! Guess?!
It’s *drum rolls* piiiiiiiiiiiiiiink again!!!!! Bwahahahahhahahahaa!!!
Ok no the color of pink is not reserved to myself but then as long as I know you
You don’t even like tat color kan! *scratching head*
Same case to Ms. Love Addict at one time trying to buy a pink shoes while I bought a pastel pink plastic wedges and she did get tat one (hesitantly tapi tak nak kalah!)
The next day she told me it wasn’t her color and said tat she gave it to her mom instead.. Bodoh betul!
If you think back do you realized none of the monkeys stretch their long hand to help you moving your stuff?!
You even smsed me to borrow my baldi to clean your house! Ayayaya! WTFH!
Hoping tat I would help you at the same time? Nah I was a bit smarter tat time!
Already smelled your stinking cunning vibes

Your birthday party was really damn hilarious when I think about it…
Now I know you were trying to show off to me tat it was a blast frigging fabulous than mine izzit.. Kekeke..
From the custom made dress (takut!) which has similar peachy shades to mine (seriously it doesn’t complement your skin tone ler) to you calling me to get the tiara similar the one tat I wore on my party and ended up you borrowed mine where you almost lost it if I don’t watch an eye on my precious!
I don’t like to come empty handed and I bought a baby tee from my fav store as a gift
And then… *ding! ding! ding!* you charged us 30 bucks before we left to somewhere and surprise! surprise! you and another monkey jumping up and down saying tat the money was lost/stolen and now we know tat tis freeflow copycat monkey mmg tak ikhlas jemput orang!
I suspected the monkey Part IV stole it heheh!
Oh I remembered too tat you have to hug someone’s bf to pay for your champers and bottles! Ayoyo!!!!!
Can’t afford it don’t la go *tat* extend… we still can have fun okay… Ms. FreeFlow Copycat tak nak kalah!
Haih! Leceh! Status must jaga!
You combined the bash together wif the it gal whom you think can cover the party coz she can pay half of the damages
Aaaaaaaaaaaaannd… *drumrolls* we found out tat your *generous* boss has been sponsoring the whole party!
Wah! Wah! Wah!
I didn’t know we can make profit from a birthday party! Sly!
Tat nite also when I escaped awhile to fulfill another invitation I didn’t know Ms. Love Addict and monkey Part IV tergedik2 taking several shots wif bambam
Ish.. minat ke dalam diam ke?
Bwahaha! Kesian…

Anyway apart from everything my advise for you is to stop being greedy on free flows lah
You are working and am sure you can afford to buy your own
Don’t have to open bottles just get one drink for yourself pun okay wut
No wonder one guy who called so and so hanging out wif skanks!
To think back I felt ashamed hanging out wif you monkeys before
Yeah.. most of the guys in the club has had the opportunity to ride you all kan!
Some still do! Booohoo!
Ouch! Sad but it’s a fact….
Cannot go clubbing in style and pride meh

Your blog tu remember I taught you everything (No I tak kedekut ilmu!)
But don’t have to copy exactly and emmulating it as though it’s yours
Find your own style and individuality puhlease…
Tak malu ke tiru org sebijik esp. the icons and the words but pandai lak choose blue layout!
I was laughing hard when my other babe told me when we followed her to friend’s party while taking photos you paused and look at me first to see how I pose and you did the same!!!
WTFH!
Don’t scare me okay!
And my friends wanna say to you to stop being camwhoring hoggers! Get your own frigging digicam or borrow some…

Remember also tat Friendship Is Like A Relationship; You Gotta Give & Take
How Do You Expect To Have A Relationship When You Can’t Even Take Care Of A FRIENDSHIP….

p/s: Errm… wearing the same outfit for clubbing doesn’t suits well to work. Do you know tat a decent minimum length of a skirt to office (to project a corporate and professional image) is just below the knee!
I received few comments from diff people (one was a proffesional guy) commenting tat your skirt is too darn short and it’s not a nice sight when you expose your thunder thighs?! And he also asked why do you like wearing those big a** sunnies crooked all the time! Bwahaha! I was stunned when he mentioned tat coz stranger also cannot take it lah!

No need to climb up the podium anymore la. Sampai bila? Maybe if you’re a tourist okay kot but back home when people start asking your age… Ish.. malu tak! Tsk.. tsk..
Dealing wif you monkeys mcm zaman high school/college days man!

Good to see you’re connecting wif the red baboon
And am not surprise if a gorilla comes in the picture later
Have a swinging time you monkeys!!!

Ma (temporary) Shweeeet Escape!

Happens Tonight!!!

Woowhoo, yeewhoo
Woowhoo, yeewhoo
Woowhoo, yeewhoo
Woowhoo, yeewhoo
Woowhoo, yeewhoo

If I could escape
I would, but first of all let me say
Scram you all beyotches!!!!

Yeah am going to the concert tonite to see Gwen  whom I adored since her No Doubt days
She’s one unique entertainer wif quirky style and since she’s gone solo I love all her songs which has very meaningful lyrics
Luxuries has the best lyric apart from I’m With You (Avril) tat I can relate

Now where’s my big a** bling bling pendant…
No I haven’t got the L.A.M.B conquest yet!

Unexpected Weekend

I heart big apple oreo’s donut!!!

Funny now when I tot tat people tat I trusted and closed to turn against me where else those tat I tot I’ve to put an invisible barrier turns out to be really fun to be wif
The universe really work in a different way sometimes

Ala I like one the pix of StrawbewyAnn and him but it was not save up in my flash drive
Will upload later when I get home… Jgn marah ey… Tis one!

One more pix not saved! Haih!
It’s the cute baby sequinne shoes!!! Nice right!


 

Friday Uh Huh!

How time flies
Just last Friday I was happily shopping and sightseeing in Bali just few steps away from the sandy beach and here now am packing my stuff to go off from this dreaded lil hell/zoo i.e. office
I wore my blue lenses after leaving it on the bathroom counter for a couple of months back
My eyes are blinded by the stupid fools so I needed some shield to protect the soft cornea
Bah!
As jadeite mentioned why was our month i.e. sagis has been really crappy and shitty me blaming the moon (eclipse will be on the 28th tis month) and her theory was the Hungry Ghost Festival where lotsa evil spirits are being worshipped
Evil does not only applies to the dead how about human wif evil and cunning souls?

Few nites ago I showed bambam red baboon pix taken wif lotsa other monkeys and GPs
Oh and thief too! (yeah the one who stole my precious n93 and returned it back!)
He said the red baboon is making friends wif those rejected ones
Told him yeah.. god has his way and let these evil pack in one place and they deserve each other…

Nevermind I have to be stronger in pushing those negative vibes far away
It takes a lil effort, courage and a high doses of bitchiness to prevent it from spoiling my day
Few interesting events lining up tho’
Some other friends (real and ol ones) are cheering me up later
I thank my shining stars
Yeah.. surrounded wif happy people wif no expectation is a blessing

Have a good happy weekend!
PEACE OUT!

Luxe Birthday Bash In Style

Do the salsa baby….

BubblyDee… here it goes
Before my holiday photos are up!
Oh ya… make love to the dance floor!
The entrance from the elevator to the sizzling venue were beautifully decorated!
Garden salsa theme
I put on my flowery satin dress match wif my escada bright colorful slip ons
We started the nite wif the sumptious array of mexican food
Ah.. I love the mayo prawn tempura *finger licking good*
The onion stuffed roll was yummy too…
Watched wif admiration to those who can really salsa took over the dance floor
How I wish I can move like ‘em
Saw VVIP faces from ministers to His Excellencies to hot models
Not bad… and we continued enjoying our drinks
Then came the familiar sound or beat from the dj
Umbrella… ella.. ella
We jumped and join the rest teeheehee!
It was a blast!
Someone dear had too much…
He was darn heavy macam lembu!
Tsk..tsk.. Never seen you like tat even when PimpDaddyMas in town!
Doh!

Lukie and wifey Dee are here for the next 2 years and getting to know Malaysian lifestyle
I’m willing to be their humble guide


Heidi has a necklace spelled her name. Nice!

When the shiny heads combined! Heeheh!




With the sexiest (wealthiest) man in the house… I like the bang bang belt! Groovy
Should have taken his pix wif the jacket and his snakeskin boots!




Oh so freaking weird when I waited for SweetAnura outside the loo and bumped into tis sign!

RIP my fav Osaka hand fan
It was chat hot tat nite!
Yeah.. we had so much fun. Different kind of fun! Cool!